Maybe I should be ashamed, but there is nothing like taking pornographic pictures to keep life exciting. The other day I caught a guy and gal out in my front yard about to have sex in full view of my camera. She was twice the size of him. He held on to her back as she stayed motionless. They must have been camera shy because as I came closer with my camera he dismounted her and crawled under a leaf. Perhaps he was embarrassed he got caught. She stayed for a moment or two, then crawled under another leaf and hid from the camera too.
I do feel bad that I interrupted the coitus of the obscure bird grasshopper. These large grasshoppers grow to three inches in length. Grasshoppers do extensive damage to plants so maybe it is good I interrupted them.